How Much Will You Pay For Your News?

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All news content on the internet will be paid for in ten years. 

Broadly speaking that was the outcome of a high level debate sponsoured by YouGov and the London Press Club, held at London’s British Library last night (March 18), and chaired by Andrew Neil. The prediction takes into account YouGov’s own research that asked over 1000 members of the public, and a shade fewer ‘UK opinion formers’, what they thought about digital ‘pay walls’, combined with the result of a straw poll at the end of the debate  that caught me at odds with the majority who clearly believed paying for news/current affairs/magazine content, on line, is the way forward. 

The panel of experts – with job titles so hefty I wish I was paid ‘wordage’ – comprised News UK’s chief marketing officer Katie Vanneck Smith, the managing director digital of the London Evening Standard and The Independent, Zach Leonard, the digital strategist at Reuters Institute for the Study of Journalism Nic Newman, and the co-global president of Havas Worldwide (advising corporations on digital advertising) Kate Robertson.

To keep it brief Katie from News UK said all content should be paid for – no ifs or buts – and that when her customers (100,000 to date signed up for the Sunday Times) are behind the pay wall, both she and News UK, knowing all there is to know about their subscribers, can work with advertisers to tailor online ads, especially those on the ‘free’ App versions of News UK’s publications. Softly spoken Zach Leonard said that the Standard and Indy are experimenting  with a mix of ‘soft’ or ‘metered’ and ‘hard’ pay walls, meaning that readers may access a certain amount of material for free, but any more they must pay for. Nic Newman, whose time is spent researching the issue, said that times were changing (which most people there agreed with). Adding that Facebook and Google were making more money than most media outlets because they’ve been quicker and more ruthless to exploit the data they hold on their customers. In other words they have years of experience at making it easy for advertisers.

The most interesting take on the issue came from the woman from Havas (repeatedly alluding to her age and that things are different to how they were) saying that if anyone in the audience had children or grandchildren who are thinking about becoming journalists – they should think again. She said they should study mathematics and data management, because then they they could “rule the world”. She said they could go into journalism as a hobby.

Andrew Neil was a fine chairman and quick to pick up on a comment from a member of the audience who proposed that if we are not careful the media could soon find itself driven more by the data supplied by its subscribers than the issues: “We could have the tail wagging the dog,” he said.

“Could we be in danger then of giving the reader what they don’t want,” posed Neil, “until they want it?” 

“You’re right to fear it,” said Robertson. “I fear it too. I can tell you the plus value of the person who goes through the opay wall.” As an advertiser “we will pay more beyond the pay wall.”

Personally don’t know anyone under 25 who either buys or reads a daily newspaper, except those who pick them up casually for free on the London tube, and toss them away having glanced at them. Youngsters don’t make the time for newspapers, and they don’t see the value in them. As the panel agreed, they get the headlines and bare bones of current affairs from a number of free sites including the BBC, Mail and Guardian. 

Katie Vanneck Smith said that that the majority of subscribers to The Sun’s recently launched pay site are under 25, which is impressive if true.  There was also general enthusiasm for the number of young people reading longer articles on the BuzzFeed site. Although I suspect this latter endorsement has more to do with middleaged people wanting to appear hip with unvarnished enthusiasm for another primary coloured lightweight youth site.

The debate looked soley at ways in which publishers can earn money. It did nothing to address the quality of journalism and avoided the controversial issue of personal data –  what it is used for, and where it is passed around, and sold on?

I can’t be alone when I say I wouldn’t mind paying for digital content, with the proviso that I do not have to provide information about me other than my credit card details. When I buy my newspaper at the corner shop each day I do not have to complete a form with questions about my age, where I live, my ethnic background and interests. I buy my paper the way I buy my milk and potatoes: IE I hand over the money and the retailer says thanks, enjoy, have a nice day. End of story.

 

 

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Nantucket – The Heart Of The Sea

Nantucket Harbour

Nantucket Harbour

Nantucket’s Jared Coffin House isn’t as macabre as it sounds.

The red brick Georgian hotel, the oldest on the island, has white door columns and dark green louvered windows. It stands at the top of Broad Street, a reminder of the 19th century Quaker endeavour that put this spec of land, 30 miles east of the USA mainland, on the world map – forever.

Inside there are oil paintings of whaling ships and stern men with thick sideburns, the air thick with the scent of furniture polish and warm scones.nantucket harbour pink sky

Broad Street has barely changed since those whaling days; a cobbled avenue of merchants’ homes and dry goods stores with a wharf at the foot. There you’ll find sea captains, like James Genthner, who’ll charge £15 for a turn around Nantucket Sound, passing the lighthouse at Brand Point where good old boys use heavy lures to land strip bass. Nearby are ferries to Cape Cod and Hyannis Port

When oil from the luckless sperm whale fuelled this nascent nation the Coffin family enjoyed some influence out here in the teeth of the Atlantic. What is now a hotel was their home, and only those with some knowledge of whaling, and the fate of the whaler Essex, that included a young Owen Coffin among its crew, may have a different perspective.

But that was a long time ago. Today Nantucket is a living museum for an old money elite, and those politicians, Masters of the Universe, and celebrities, who eschew what they see as the over commercialisation of nearby Martha’s Vineyard and Cape Cod. This is an exclusive club for those who wish to preserve the island’s history, appearance, and biodiversity.  A ready escape from the pressures of Boston and New York, just a short and breathtaking flight across the eastern archipelago. Here a modest apartment can cost over $1 million and most homes come in at ten times that. The Heinz ketchup family, and the Frisbees who invented the flying disc  and designer Tommy Hilfiger have homes, and a raft of Democrats from the Kennedys to the current vice president, Joe Biden, come here for r&r. Actors Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman, Meg Ryan and Mark Wahlberg have been spotted too.  I know because there is a celebrity list pinned up inside the First Congregational Church’s tiered white spire. Five bucks for a view of the entire island.

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The beaches are endless (five miles is common). There are few trees, and everywhere the squat homes are covered in cedar tiles turned slate grey by the winds that pummel Nantucket throughout winter. Weather that causes tourists and residents to flee to the mainland, reducing the population from 40,000 to 8000. It’s a palette shaped island with moorland rich in low growing pitch pine, bayberry and scrub oak. Salt marshes with shifting phragmite reeds and bean topped black grass, and peat bogs and ponds formed by sand dunes sustaining rare mosses, and tiny purple orchids. In the centre the red swathes of cranberry beds for the juice industry.nantucket harbour on stilts

My first couple of nights are at the Wauwinet Hotel. A homey, isolated place, with a lawn dipping to the water’s edge, where you can imagine F Scott Fitzgerald pondering the social mores of east coast society.  Buttermilk walls, pictures of handsome sail boats, log fires, and lobster at every meal, and a snug sports bar where it gets rowdy when the Red Socks play Fenway Park.

from Wauwinet Hotel

from Wauwinet Hotel

The hotel takes its name from an Indian chief who once ruled here, and is located at the foot of a four mile sand spit. Only a pair of heron, some piper plovers, a shoal of 40 or more seals, and the Great Point Lighthouse at the tip. Think north Cornwall on a scale of the Grand Canyon.

To the east is Nantucket Harbour, about the size of Loch Ness, and beyond that Nantucket Sound where Ted Kennedy often sailed his 50’ schooner, MYA, and to the west the lumpy North Atlantic. My only company fishermen in puffa jackets and baseball caps with grim expressions surf casting for bluefish, and albacore, watched closely by roseate terns, their black forked tails silhouetted against the murky sky. By any stretch, it’s a magnificent spot. A place to clear the mind.  Deep and elemental.

Devoid of any significant gradients the best way to enjoy Nantucket is on bicycle. There are more hire shops than bars in Nantucket town. Nowhere is far, and there are cycle tracks to separate inexperienced peddle pushers from the handful of cars. I take the Polpis Road to Siasconset, a village of wide grass verges and modest homes, straight out of central casting: You couldn’t imagine a more perfect village, with an old oak tree and general stores at its centre. It’s where retired whaling captains came to live out the rest of their days in contemplation.

Then I set out along the Milestone Road, bearing left to Surfside and Nobadeer Beach. It’s like that beach outside Diane Keaton’s home in Something’s Gotta Give. You got it; to die for!nantucket hut

The Nantucket Conservation Foundation owns a third of the island and is on a mission to stop virtually any new development, and preserve the natural environment. It doesn’t like chain stores or designer logos either. The only branded store is a Ralph Lauren, naturally.

Impregnable building regs, and the fact that most people keep themselves-to-themselves in fabulous holiday homes, means that hotels are thin on the ground. It’s why one of the most beguiling accommodation options are the 24 weather boarded self catering Cottages and Lofts on wooden piers, inches above the water in the Boat Basin; downtown Nantucket just moments away.  There’s a supermarket, and the world’s strangest off licence: Current Vintage, on Easy Street, combining classic wines with used clothes (wine tastings every Friday).  There’s also Murray’s Toggery Shop, the original Macy’s, specialising in Nantucket ‘reds’ – hats, pants and shirts the colour of Breton sails.

There’s a lot of sushi too, portions pumped up on steroids like most things in the US, at places like Lo La 41o and Pearl, the latter being one of those high roller joints where women with faces like Joan Rivers’ date boys like Ryan Gosling. Or you can do what I do and go local. Straight Wharf Fish Store does takeaway clam chowder, soft shell crab, and lobster rolls at sensible prices.

Best of all is the Whaling Museum, in a red brick building opposite the harbour, not dissimilar in style to the forminable Jared Coffin House.

Inside is an original whaling boat, the complete skeleton of a sperm whale, and cabinets of intricate and elaborate ‘scrimshaw’, carvings completed whalers upon the bones of their prey. And therein also resides the grim truth about young Owen Coffin and the sacrifice he made when the shipwrecked and starving crew of the Essex resorted to cannibalism. Memories of time when life for Nantucketers was much tougher than it is today.

It promises to make one heck of a film when Ron Howard’s film In The Heart Of The Sea – based on Nathaniel Philbrick’s book In The Heart Of The Sea – The Tragedy Of The Whaleship Essex – makes it to the cinema at some time towards the end of next year.

Recommended reading: In The Heart of the Sea – The tragedy of the Whaleship Essex by Nathaniel Philbrick (Penguin US $15).

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Ahem – The Age of Fashion

Ted Baker -  similar to Hackett - perhaps a hem too far

Ted Baker – similar to Hackett – perhaps a hem too far

London Collections: Men brought a touch of elegance to an otherwise damp start to the New Year, and in their quiet, English, tweedy, home counties ways, both Hackett and Ted Baker  reset the fashion bar.

Jeremy Hackett is a charming fellow. Always smiling,  interested, and enthusiastic. He accompanied  a couple of other  writers and myself to the O2 Centre some time ago to see Juan Martin del Potro and Noval Djokovic in a  thrilling ATB contest.

jeremy hackett in Masonic Hall in bowler with ageless hem

jeremy hackett in Masonic Hall in bowler with ageless hem

Family connections with Mr.Hackett go back even further. In the 80s, long before her latest embroidered paintings, Kim hand painted patterns and designs on to vintage white shirts, that she bought from Jeremy’s vintage clothes store in Parsons Green

Jeremy has come a long way since then and his collection events are  big draws.  This time last year Jeremy presented a winter range in the crypt of St.Pauls. This week he moved the show a mile west to the Masonic Hall, in Great Queen Street, Covent Garden, in a vast dark marble temple on the first floor, with stained glass windows, bathed in a fluorescent blue light.

Hackett’s theme for next year was ‘the glamour of travel’, which meant a lot of  blazers and coats, anoraks, roll necks, Arran jumpers, and woolen caps with leather trimmed Globetrotter suitcases, and even an ice axe. Most of the clothes fall within Hackett’s Mayfair collection, and among the models were actors Jack Fox and Henry Lloyd Hughes and rugby player Tom Evans.

Jack Fox gets the measure of the new shorter hem

Jack Fox gets the measure of the new shorter hem

In fact, there wasn’t a great deal of difference between what was on show and what the audience – that had evidently spent as long in front of a mirror as the models – was wearing. Suits are in decline with most men opting for contrasting jacket and trouser combinations, with bow ties, and the sorts of rucksacks Hillary hauled up Everest.

My other London Collections event was the Ted Baker show in the Truman Brewery on Brick Lane. Under the banner Get In On The Act the first floor resembled the gypsy encampment in From Russia With Love: a stuffed bear and giant toy elephant, a pipe smoking gypsy girl who sang a song from a small wooden booth. A pianist and drummer, bales of straw and printed cushions.

Then, as the clock struck noon we were shepherded into a ‘big top’ where an opera singer and fire jugglers shared the limelight with Ted Baker models.

Pigs, bears, straw - the Ted Baker Show

Pigs, bears, straw – the Ted Baker Show

I was treated rather well, and shown to a seat right at the very apex of the catwalk and chatted dogs with Zoe who has a Jack Russell called Rudy.

I liked the Ted Baker clothes and wonder why they have passed beneath my radar until now. They have that bright, tight and youthful Englishness that also defines Hackett. I especially like the lurid waistcoat tweedy tie combinations and block colour pants and sweaters. The show went down well with the audience who Tweeted their approval in ‘real time’, their tweets projected larger than life on the rear wall.

What was alarming, although also oddly reassuring, was the clear divide on show at both collections between what a man of my age should and should not wear. For some time mens’ clothes have been ageless, creating the awful prospect of fathers and sons turning out the same. Just the other day I attended a party where both sported ‘undercut’ barnets, of the sort worn by David Beckham, among others.

There’s no risk of me asking Spike, or Kim (my other hairdresser) to give me an undercut. And neither is their any chance of me wearing either a tweedy Hackett or Ted Baker jacket, much as I like their tight fitting Dickensian, crotch length looks. It’s smart whilst being irreverent. Elegant but louche. Great dressed either down – shirt out and informal – or up with a waistcoat and tie.

What I value about these body hugging bum freezers is that you have to be under 40 (35 really) to get away with one. And for that reason alone – creating a much needed male age distinction that’s been missing for years – both collections were triumphs, of lamb over mutton.

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Dispatches to Sir Kev from Nashville Boot City 30.11.13

Nashville Skyline

Nashville Skyline

Dear Sir Kev,

As a man profoundly wedded to the concept of wearing – wherever in the world – the appropriate garb (a guayabera in Cuba, a safari suit in Kenya, lots of brown in Norway) you can imagine my delight at finding myself in Nashville with the right stuff. After years at the back of the wardrobe, perhaps wondering if they would ever see the light of day again, I had a bona fide reason for pulling on my old cowboy boots.

They are black, Cuban heeled Justins, bought from a long since gone western wear store on Paris’ Rue St.Denis, and in remarkably good condition for their age. I didn’t have the courage to wear them on the flight out: I would  have felt a bit self conscious on the tube to Heathrow, and I was concerned that in a pressurised cabin, in which ones feet do expand, I would be unable to get them off to pass through airport security at Charlotte, the connection for the short onward leg to Music City.

Once in Nashville I have hardly taken them off, and am enjoying many favourable comments from Americans, unfamiliar with their ‘old school’ pointed toe cut; most cowboy boots now, well certainly in Nashville, have that blunt ‘chisel’ toe.

I don’t know if you have ever been here, but it is not really what I expected. Broadway, a half mile strip of honky tonk bars and western wear stores, is a big draw for tourists until the early hours. There are neon western signs, a high proportion of homeless beggars, and very loud country and western music ringing out every inch of the way. A lot of drinking is done here. The principal tipple Fireball whisky, a rather industrial, chilled and peppery spiced whisky, that comes out of tap and is served in plastic shot glasses. It isn’t a sophisticated drink, and I wasn’t impressed with my first one. But it does improve over time, and works well with the rowdy nature of the venues.

Off Broadway there are two Nashvilles. Close to Broadway is a new, shiny, glass and steel one, with very tall  coroporate HQs, upscale hotels, and possibly the world’s biggest convention centre; it takes up six blocks and has a road running through it. Beyond these  are the groovy gentrified suburbs of Hillsboro Village, East Nashville and Belmont 12 South, where the young men sport beards like the Founding Fathers, are often heavily tattooed, and wear designer workwear. You got it – they look and feel like Hoxton and Peckham, except the burgers are bigger and the bars regularly offer more that three dozen draught ales. Good places for vintage clothes, bikes, antiques and vinyl.

My hotel, the Omni, is one of the shiny new tower blocks and wouldn’t be exceptional were it not quite literally joined at the hip to the Country Music Hall of Fame. Shaped like a piano keyboard this is the history of country music under one roof, from the fiddle playing European settlers to the present day. It is already my favourite museum on the planet. Just standing in front of one of Gram Parson’s Nudie suits, with one of Elvis’ Cadillacs over there, and Kris Kristofferson’s original draft of Help Me Make It Through The Night was enough to bring me to tears. Dear Sir Kev, you have to get yourself out here. Around the corner is a Johnny Cash museum where they’ve got his first guitar (he bought it in a secondhand shop in Germany when he was in the army).

There is a lot of gentrification going on, especially in Belmont 12 South.  On one day alone I had brunch in a former car wash, bought a gift for Kim across the road in what used to be a car workshop, and that evening had another Fireball in a former laundry.

I went to Jack White’s shop Third Man Records, in my boots. It’s in an area called The Gulch that is also undergoing something of a revival. Small apartment blocks are going up fast, much like those in London, and former warehouses and industrial workshops are being reinvented as cafes, and reclamation and antique stores. The White Stripe man’s store – decorated in black and yellow – is a bit touristy, and they probably sell more t-shirts than vinyl albums. But I did like the little portable record players on sale. If I didn’t already have two record decks I might have treated myself.

shame you can't see the boots

shame you can’t see the boots

I wore my Justins for the tour of the Grand Ole Opry, just off Broadway. It’s one of the few places here you can hear fiddles and accordions . For ten bucks you can hop on stage and have your photo taken. I know.

I am here with a press trip: A mixed bag of journalists from the UK, Ireland, the US and Germany. Among them is Patrick Humphries, whom I worked with some years ago on the Evening Standard’s Ad Lib pop column. Patrick is a walking encyclopedia of music (he’s written a book about Lonnie Donegan) and the only man I know to get even more emotional than me at many of the musical mementos. I thought he was going to collapse when the effusive guide at the Musician’s Hall of Fame handed him one of Jimi Hendrix’s Fender Stratocasters. I declined to hold it fearing a similar reaction, and being reluctant to appear minutes later on You Tube.

It hasn’t all been plain sailing. When Patrick offered to buy me a Jack Daniels, perhaps to stabilise our nerves, the young waitress asked to see our photo IDs. I drew her gaze toward my Justins but she insisted all the same. The legal age from drinking alcohol in Tennessee is 21.

“There was a time when I’d be flattered by that,” said the women at the next table.

Bloody annoying if you ask me Sir Kev.

sunset over Downtown Nashville

sunset over Downtown Nashville

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The Shirt That Fits

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Some years ago Kim, a deft touch with a needle and thread, made me a shirt for Christmas. For a pattern she used a shirt – on it’s last legs, sort of. The replacement was lovely; a rich tangerine silk, with a classic point collar and button cuffs. Oddly, the sleeves were a good four inches too long, but Kim had allowed for this by wrapping with it a pair of expanding armbands.

A good few years later and I have just taken delivery of the first shirt – since my school days when I suspect my arms were longer in relation to my shirt sleeves – of a shirt that fits, beautifully; in a textured pale blue cotton, tailored to my shape in every way, my name printed on a small silk label sewn into the hem, and with cuffs that stop, as if by magic, just above my thumbs. It arrived folded around and clipped to a piece of card, plastic studs in the cuffs, an embroidered silk band holding it all together, and inside a white drawstring pouch a pair of collar stays.

It was made by Regent Tailoring, a small independent retailer in Salisbury. The sort of fashionably manly emporium I didn’t think existed outside London. Perish the thought. Regent, a thin, narrow shop on three levels, on a red brick high street, a modern man’s outfitters that takes the silhouette of country casuals very seriously. Mixing and matching jean cut cords, penny loafers and roll neck cable knit sweaters, with hacking jackets, stout Cheaney boots, and flamboyant waistcoats (aka vests). That’s right, we’re into that sublime sub-culture of men’s tailoring where Connery’s 007 meets Steve McQueen’s Thomas Crown. In fact, the James Bond connection is more palpable than that.

Owner Jason Regent’s grandfather, Frank, a handsome man with a dash of actor Nigel Green about him, had been butler to 007 author Ian Flemming.

Screen Shot 2013-10-24 at 06.58.57Grandson Jason, who cut his bespoke teeth at London’s Ede & Ravenscroft, has an eye for detail. Next on my shopping list is Regent’s covert coat,  with four horn buttons, and a ticket pocket, and I was pleased to discover no velvet collar.  “Instead,” proclaims the website, “we have put a black alcantra leather under the collar, a detail you will see on a cold day when you put your collar up.” It’s little touches like that, that underplay male elegance, that set Regent apart.

Among the accessories on the ground floor is a selection of Cuban cigars and single malt whiskys. Ascending the stairs took me past racks of sweaters, tweed and wax cotton jackets, fur lined boots and the sort of luggage you’d expect to be strapped to the boot of an open topped MG. There is a women’s department on the top floor, the cause of some complaints from women customers objecting to having to climb so high.

Assistant Will Tattersall, possibly named after the sporting check (I forgot to ask) oversaw the measuring up. Under his guidance I opted for a fashionable – with a nod to the sixties –  short point collar, and single notched cuffs. Finally, Will shortened the length so that I wouldn’t (as is the norm with billowing dress shirts) have the feeling that I have a pillowcase stuffed down my trousers.

I had planned for cream, but worried I would make a mistake I opted to return home with a selection of swatches. Among them a textured pale blue cotton that Will said he had himself recently had a shirt made up in. It proved to be a no brainer. Without hesitation Kim chose Will’s pale blue and a month later, almost to the day, my shirt arrived special delivery.

I love it, although I am having difficulty adjusting to sleeves that fit. When I look along my arms, where there used to be folds of unnecessary fabric, I can see my hands.

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Regent Tailoring, 73 New Street, Salisbury, Wiltshire, SP1 2PH. 01722 335154. Bespoke shirts from £120.

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St.Vincent Volcano

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It’s not every day you get to walk up a volcano, especially an active one. So I am determined that a drop of rain, fog, and gale force winds aren’t going to put the mockers on my hike to the top of La Soufriere, St.Vincent’s highest point. This is the Caribbean after all, where storms come and go faster than rum punches.

Sailor isn’t so sure. He regularly guides holiday makers to the caldera, and knows that sometimes, where a volcano is concerned, things can go wrong.

“I had to carry a man on my back last week,” he says from behind the wheel of his minibus. “It’s damp up there, and he slipped. It took me an hour and half to get him back.”

I assure him I won’t be any trouble, insisting we stop and buy a quart of Mount Gay. If things go awry on the trail, I say, he has my permission to leave me, and the bottle, behind.

St.Vincent is ‘mainland’ among The Grenadines’ 32 islands. Once prosperous from arrowroot, bananas and sugar, with black sand beaches (that don’t fit into many people’s idea of a picture postcard island holiday), it now finds itself on the back-foot, reeling from the global downturn.

What St.Vincent does have, in truckloads, is an incomparable natural world. There are rain forests, huge waterfalls feeding into tropical lagoons. There are nature trails, and botanical gardens, and salt ponds. There’s the Mesopotamia Valley (itself an ancient caldera), known as the breadbasket of St.Vincent, with soil so mineral rich the crops grow themselves, and of course, there is the big daddy of them all, La Soufriere, the 4000 ft volcano, that last erupted in 1902.

St.Vincent is 11 miles wide and 18 miles from north to south. With my hotel, Young Island – 100 yards off shore and very James Bond circa 70s –  and most of the other  hotels clustered around the south coast, close to the airport and capital Kingstown, and nearly all of the headline natural resources in the north, days out need to start early. With the centre of the island mountainous and impenetrable, the fast roads – ie those with the least potholes and jay walking goats – follow the coast.

Sailor and I set off after breakfast. The drive to the trailhead is expected to take 90 minutes from my hotel in the south. From the clearing, with toilets and a cafe four miles inland at 900 ft, it could take up to two hours to hike to the 1.6 km wide caldera, depending on my fitness level. That’s 3000 ft of hiking, the trail steepening the higher it goes.

“I had this guy the other week, he was over 300lbs,” says Sailor. “I looked at him and told him the trail gets tough and I wouldn’t recommend he attempt it. He got cross and insisted. He gave up after 10 minutes. “If you’re not into hiking and steady walking it’s not for you.”

Our drive passes Argyle where the groundwork has been laid for a proposed international airport – if they can raise the capital to complete the job, and a string of black beaches populated by  egrets. There are stalls selling root crops, dasheen, eddoes and yams, and calalou used in soups, and men holding up bags of tiny fish called tritri. Compared to the west coast road, a serpentine track through countless villages, this one is fast. We pass Black Point, one of the locations used in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, where Sailor’s trips sometimes stop for a picnic.  Minutes later we pull over outside Ferdies Bar, in Georgetown, and while Sailor arranges for our packed lunches I drink a glass of iced Mauby, a dry, taupe coloured infusion made from tree bark. Georgetown was the capital under British rule and the buildings have something of a stout, satanic, 19th century colliery town about them.

Close to the turn off inland Sailor shakes his head. When the wide Rabacca River here is this swollen it’s a sign the volcano trail is impassable. He purses his lips and looks to the darkness of the mountains  directly ahead. This is Carib country, the part of St.Vincent inhabited by South American indians who migrated to the Grenadines nearly 1000 years ago.

The trail turns out to be  tougher than I’d expected. After a mulchy walk along a forested ridge the gradient tightens with flights of slippery wooden steps cut into the side of the volcano. I’ve heard there are dreads up here cultivating marijuana. Right now, already tired, and the caldera shrouded in fog, the last thing I need is to be confronted by a whacked out stoned mountain men with a mistrust of outsiders. Every sound makes me twitch and I’m glad Sailor is with me.

We’ve been walking for 40 minutes, and making good time, when I see three hooded shapes emerging from the mist, each carrying a heavy load. Their heads are down and I can’t see their faces. “I wouldn’t go any further,” says a voice.

It belongs to Robert Watts, an English  volcanologist, based in Trinidad. He and his team had been attempting to install sensors – volcano detectors – in the  river bed, further up the trail. But the weather had proved to much, even for them, and they are turning back.

“Other volcanos let you know in advance when they’re about to go,”says Watts. “But this one – it  might only give a month’s warning.”

The team tarry while Watts explains the difference between volcanos that explode and those that ooze; it all depends on how fast the gas escapes, and without sensors there’s no way of knowing. The next minute they’re gone, leaving Sailor and I to ruminate on what might have been.

We return to the trailhead, with frigate birds circling overhead, and enjoy our lunch from the comfort of the picnic area, La Soufriere drifting in and out of the clouds.

 

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Dispatches to Sir Kev Dutton from the Tarn et Garonne – Saint Antonin-Noble-Val, et la campagne 29.08.13

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Cher Sir Kev,

While life in London swirls inexorably in far reaching ways life in the Tarn et Garonne is simply, well quieter. With the Feast of the Assumption over many of the French holiday makers have packed their baguettes and headed for home, leaving just a few Brits to eke out the last of the summer.P1020498

Indeed, it is suddenly so quiet, so bereft of tourists, we had a heck of time finding a restaurant the other evening. Our local, the Auberge du Vieux Moulin, is closed and the owners are away on holiday, without consulting us. Our second choice, in Puy La Roque, was also closed, and we had to drive deep into the night, beneath a canopy of stars, to find a Logis in Caylus, where I ate indeterminate bits of geese and ducks.

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You would have enjoyed our evening in Caussade last week. A small party of us attended a ‘degustation’ at Vente Vins, a fine wine and delicacies emporium on the town square: A celebration of the Malbec grape, used in the rich and indomitable red wines of Cahors,  an elegant town a few miles west of here, on a bend in the Lot river. When I first visited Cahors in the 70s they couldn’t give their wine,  once favoured by Russian Tsars, away and connoisseurs mocked its bucolic primitiveness.

But things have changed Sir Kev. Today the once crude wine from Cahors has been refined, and to many is comparable to Northern Rhones, but at a third of the price. Sadly, I had to take it easy due to the infernal gout, but I can wholeheartedly recommend any Cahors older than seven years, and which would set you back about 30 euros a bottle. Compare that to an equally fruit laden and chocolatey Hermitage that would cost several times more.

During the course of the evening a young man decanted the wines and explained the production process. With my French I struggled to follow, and with Kim wondering why she was there,  we found ourselves quoting from the film Sideways to pass the time. That was until the charming assistant produced plates of rare cheeses to accompany the vintages. Believe me the Beaufort Reserve, when combined with a glass of Cahors 2000 ‘Prince Probus‘,  is an experience my taste buds will struggle to equal in my lifetime.

Returning from a morning walk with Asta we bumped into Anka and her friend Inika, on their way to St.Antonin-Noble-Val for a walking tour of the town – that would be in English. Despite being inappropriately attired (my best Goth/Camden boots, and forgive me, camouflage shorts) they insisted I hop in and join them. The guide who was supposed to have led the group had broken his leg and instead we were guided by an Englishman, who until recently had run a small ex-pat bookshop there.

P1020386There are few lovelier towns, with ancient lanes and grand Italianate buildings, shaded by tall plain trees, and all in the shadow of a mighty limestone escarpment. At different times the St.Antonin has been French and English, its wealth derived from a tannery industry. These days the lanes have pretty boutiques with chic bits and bobs suited to tourism. What struck me Sir Kev was the sheer number of ancient retail properties for sale, some large enough to accommodate small department stores. Many English buy them, working the summer and either hunkering down around wood burning stoves, or heading back to Blighty for the winter.P1020495_2

I have become quite taken with St.Antonin and these past few evenings Kim and I , always with Asta who is the most agreeable and contented pup, have enjoyed pastis aperitifs on the terrace of the Bar du Commerce. Not the swankiest joint, but a shady place to enjoy the comings and goings.

Speaking of which the weather has noticeably changed during the past month. I needed a blanket for the first time last night, and with the morning sun that little bit lower I have taken to wearing a cardigan for breakfast sur la terrace. Autumn is just around the corner and we shall be leaving Tarn et Garonne in two days. I shall be sad to go. The peace and tranquility is overwhelming. The limestone cliffs and dry stone walls, and ancient oak woodlands, the lunches of bread and cheese, Hubert’s bakery, our horses, and the eternal splendour of the skies at night, will hard to leave. But we shall, and then I shall toast this fine land with my last Havana.

A bientot Sir Kev.

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Dispatches to Sir Kev Dutton from the Tarn et Garonne – la riviere, vide graniers and renovation, en France 20.08.13

chez nous

Cher Kev,

I did enjoy your last dispatch from the Old Country, and I am sorry not to have attendedyour exhibition. I am in need of an occasion for a pair of slacks. The bucolic lifestyle is whittling away at my accustomed demeanor so much so that I wore the same shirt for two days this week, and have even dined without socks.

I have been reading a wonderful book, The Son, by an American author Phillip Meyer. It’s a long, epic, and savage yarn about settlers, Indians and Mexicans in 19th century Texas. The incredible cruelty, and greed, and the wealth some of the most brutal. Some passages have left me reeling. It follows several generations of one family, and is especially fascinating when recounting the lives of Comanches; I was fascinated by their taste for raw offal and blood, although I do wonder if they spoke in such a laddish way.

We have settled easily into life here in Tarn et Garonne. Days begin with freshly baked bread and home made jams and marmalades, or stewed fruits. Most with fruit I can see growing from my window. Lunches are usually bread and cheese, with some salad, and I leave dinners to Kim, with her gift of making a feast out of nothing.

I was pleased to discover some of that Jura wine I wrote about in the local super marche. And I was delighted that our most recent house guest, Eleanor, arrived bearing bottles of a red Sancerre; another rare gem.

Hubert and Anka remain the perfect landlords. They invited us to join them on a kayaking trip, east of Saint Antonin Noble Val, on the Viaur River. It was quite a journey in their Citroen Jumpy, passing fruit farms, and vineyards, limestone quarries, running parallel with a rusting railway track,  and through a serpentine valley with fecund smells too many to identify. Hubert and I paddled his clinker built kayak upstream, a buzzard tracking our progress through the warm, clear water.

Kim is never happier than rummaging through the odds and ends at vide graniers. There is one almost every day. She and Eleanor returned with hand thrown pots for one euro, and a beautiful hand embroidered linen sheet.  Asta is always a big hit at the markets, and we have met several people who have had Airedales themselves at some time. The local mutts are less agreeable, it may be the rich food. And there have been severable times when we were pleased Asta is such a coward and quick to scarper at the first sign of conflict.

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On an early evening drive, the time of day when the colours are so saturated you almost want time to stand still,  we stumbled upon the delightful hilltop town of Montpezay de Quercy. Our road passed some of the most manicured vineyards and timber forests I have seen. The mansions are impressive too, and the area, only ten or twelve miles north west of Causade speaks of money. We are all taken with the tall villa homes at the edge of the town, with views right across that sublime valley.P1020254

Of course, one is for sale and Eleanor duly made an appointment to view. What a revelation. Inside full size marble statues of Joan of Arc, and other notable French figures, enfilade doors leading to salons three meters high dressed with heavy, garnitured pieces, sconces of arms with clenched fists bearing candles, oil paintings of stout men and vast fireplaces. Imagine Citizen Kane’s Xanadu crossed with the V&A, and all for the price of a one bedroom former council flat in London. We sat and drank beer to consider her options.

Eleanor has now departed for Carcassonne to be with her son and grandchildren, but before she left she prepared a delicious fish stew with pollack and prawns purchased at the market in Causade. The poissonniere was delighted to lean the English word for the fish is ‘pollack’. He said it’s the French name for Poles, and laughed when I remarked that like the Poles, it is best served with vodka.

Sadly, Sir Kev, our paths may never cross again. Much as I have enjoyed our work together in Wapping the new editor of the section for which we are employed has deemed me surplus to requirements, and on his first day in his new job informed me, from afar, that my column is neither valued nor required. I shall miss our chats and the occasional fig roll. I daresay something will turn up, and until it does I still have eleven Havanas.

Yours as ever,

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Dispatches to Sir Kev Dutton from the Tarn et Garonne – du pain et d’autre choses 12.08.13

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Cher Kev,

Thank you for the kind offer of Ralph Lauren Madras cotton shorts. In fact, I think a pinafore would have been better, having spent six hours baking baguettes, pain de siegle, pain de campagne and pain aux noix, in Hubert and Anka’s bakery.

Hubert used to sell his bread at local markets, but these days – what with a bad back and the desire to retire – he only bakes twice a month, selling to friends and others who make the drive out here.

Most of my baguettes passed muster, and the pain aux noix (with walnuts and raisins, a bit like one I  bake at home) exuded an innocent charm. But I made a bit of hash of the pain de campagne. Hubert uses the sides of his hands like spatulas, forming the shapes, lifting and dropping on to the floured surface in one deft movement. Mine were less graceful.

spot the futrell baguette

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the bread over

baking equipment

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We used flour milled from various wheats grown on the farm kneading the dough in iron contraption that’s over 100 years old.

One of my duties was to get the wood burning bread oven to 300 degrees. It was hot work and to cool off we drank cold beers outside, overlooking Anka’s tomato plants. There Hubert told me about a cave beneath the farm where a friend – an amateur caver – discovered the skeleton of an elephant: He’d emerged after an afternoon in underground lakes and caverns with an elephant’s molar, that experts at a nearby museum confirmed to be from a beast that would have walked these harsh lands before the last ice-age.

The bread is delicious.

Meals en France are such a joy and I am sure there was a time in England when restaurants were affordable and unpretentious too; alas, not anymore. Only in France is the ceremonial formality of balanced meals – three or more courses and wine – combined with sensible prices. We dined at at a nearby auberg the other night, enjoying kir, a ‘pichet’ of wine, a salad, a meat entree, and dessert, for 22 euros. I wore the powder pink blazer.

Lunch today in Caylus, a hill town with bohemian shops, was even better;  sur la terrace, beneath a cloudless sky, with Asta curled up, and a priest wearing a crucifix so large it might have come from the church steeple. Three courses for 12 euros.

Our day had begun with another river swim. We were told peregrines live in the limestone cliffs, although we didn’t see any, but Chris spotted a kingfisher and Asta nearly caught a branch that Kim threw in the water.

Asta is endeavoring to make friends with the horses at the foot of the garden. She’s been temping them with well chewed plastic ice cream tubs and the remains of my baguettes. They’re not impressed.

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With Saint Antonin-Noble-Val – like Padstow in August – heaving with holiday makers, we followed a dappled valley to a boot fair in Saint Projet. Shirtless men played boules on a sandy square. Kim bought a set of green and gold bone china cups and saucers for three euros.

As requested I have included some photographs taken with the LX7. I’m not much of a photographer and I’ll leave it to you to decide which of the baguettes was rolled and baked by your correspondent.

The weather has been uneven since the storm, but is nearly back to full strength, and I am tanned, although sadly back in shorts.

Tonight we’ll be sharing the pain aux noix and counting the stars once more.

A bientot.

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Dispatches to Sir Kev Dutton from the Tarn et Garonne

Cher Kev,

As you are aware Kim, Asta and I are in south west France.  The journey was arduous and difficult. So much so that our first meal en France was a MacDonalds.

It has been very hot. Today is the first day when the temperature permits the wearing of long trousers. Believe me, has been insufferable. Fortunately the heatwave – in the high 30s – broke last night with a dazzling thunderstorm that went on all night, the lightning illuminating the countryside for miles. Thankfully Asta was unperturbed. She’s a brave pup. The air is much fresher today and I for one feel sensibly attired. With luck tonight I’ll be able to accompany my slacks with one of the two blazers I packed: I favour the powder blue linen. We’ll see.

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the harvest is in

The house is charming. Very basic and ever so hippie. There are horses, that Kim thinks might be Arabian, at the foot of the garden. The owners are Dutch farmer/bakers. Hubert is charming with a beard, and she, her name Anke, is leggy, and gamine, with skin the colour of tobacco, and very gorgeous. They are vegetarian of course, which is making me a bit worried about the inevitable aroma from our lamb bbq this evening. Yesterday Hubert rushed to harvest the corn  before the storm and I assisted, shoveling corn from the back of a truck that I am assured was built in 1957.

The tastiest tomatoes around here are oddly shaped, but the wine is excellent and, as you ask, I am down to my last three Havanas, which is a concern.

We swam in a river the other day and local French people (with an excellent wine cellar the husband dug himself (!) below the cuisine)  invited us to dine al fresco. The food was divine; Toulouse sausage and beans and cherries soaked in Eau de Vie with ice cream for desert. My host introduced me to a fabulous white wine from the Jura region.

You ask about music, of which I was prepared. Current play list includes The Basement Tapes, soundtracks Blade Runner and One From The Heart, Daniel Melingo, the Esbjorn Svensson Trio, Lady Day, and Exile On Mainstreet – the digitally remastered version that is excellent. As I write I am listening to my latest, Way Down Low by Kat Edmonson. I can’t stop playing the track Lucky. She is American but looks Swedish.

I have done some writing, but not enough. Friends arrive today and tomorrow.

I’ll send another bulletin in due course.

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